Joe Rey: Growing Old Disgracefully

“The sea looks grey and inhospitable, as breakers hit the beach, frothing and fading on the dark sand. Somewhere across town a prowl car siren wails. At least someone is having a worse fucking day than us.”

The new cover of Slop Shop helped to shift a few units last month, so I thought I’d overhaul a couple more of my least favourite e-book covers: Slab Rats and Skeleton Crew.

Looking at them side by side, I like the way Slab Rats depicts a young, lean 20-something Joe Rey and Skeleton Crew depicts a grizzled 40-something ex-con Rey, complete with scruffy beard and prison muscle!

As regular readers will know, there are a few key (oft-referenced) Joe Rey storylines that haven’t actually made it into print yet, so I’m aiming to fill in the blanks this year. Watch this space!

In the meantime, you can check out the new e-book covers here (UK) and here (US).

(Note: if you bought them the first time round, the covers should automatically update on your Kindle.)

Sloppy Seconds!

The man wipes the condensation off the cracked mirror with the threadbare sleeve of his sanitarium-issue sweatshirt. It’s a bitterly cold day and he tries to massage some feeling into his hideous, rubbery face. A face that only a motherfucker could love. A visage that was clumsily stapled back together after it was disfigured with a meat axe in an abandoned factory three years ago.

Free for Kindle readers all weekend, my 2020 book: SLOP SHOP! It has been refreshed with a brand new cover to complement my new book, THE DAMAGE MANUAL.

(Note: if you bought it first time round the cover should update automatically on your device!)

UK Link

US Link

While you are browsing on Amazon, why not check out The Damage Manual and the Hunger anthology from Urban Pigs Press. Here’s what the books look like in real life:

The Damage Manual

Hunger

Out Now: Hunger Anthology From Urban Pigs Press

“The Hogg family like to trawl Torquay for wet-brains, street-drinkers, and illegal immigrants. Hopeless men with livid scar tissue in unpleasant places. They would search as far down as the Hope-and-Grope, past Factory Row, up to Castle Circus and the abandoned Jobcentre Plus building, and on into Torre.”

Today is the publication day for Hunger, a charity anthology released by Urban Pigs Press. The collection includes 23 short stories, one of which is my contribution: ‘In the Land of the Pig (The Butcher is King)’.

It’s a new and exclusive Joe Rey story, which finds your favourite anti-hero at rock bottom, sleeping in a decrepit caravan and performing menial tasks for the sadistic Hogg family.

The book – which has been edited by James Jenkins and Bam Barrow – is raising money for FIND (Families in Need), so if you have a few spare quid please consider buying a copy.

In case you missed it, I was interviewed about my contribution here.

And I returned the favour by interrogating James and Bam here.

Buy Hunger here: (UK) or (US)!

Out Now: The Damage Manual by Tom Leins

“I’m sitting in a swivel chair that is still greasy from its previous occupant, staring out of a small window that overlooks the back yard of the North Atlantic Video Lounge. Two Cantonese men are unloading soggy-looking cardboard boxes in preparation for one of Barry Balthazar’s notorious ‘Sunday Suppers’. Worryingly, it is only Thursday.”

I’m excited to reveal that my new book, The Damage Manual, is out today!

It’s a brutal selection of Joe Rey case files that have never previously been collected in print. Regular readers may recognise a few of the pieces, but there are also some rarities in the mix.

I’m happy to say that it is available in both e-book and paperback formats.

Here’s the synopsis:

Fresh out of prison and desperate to redeem himself, disgraced private investigator Joe Rey retreats to his shabby office and awaits his fate. Deranged clients with sordid agendas are his stock-in-trade, and there is very little that Rey won’t do for money.
He is immediately plunged back into Paignton’s sordid underbelly, where he goes toe-to-toe with molesters, miscreants, maniacs and malcontents. Each case is more unhinged than the last, and his new-found enemies start to take on a hellish quality.
Who knows: if he can save enough people, maybe Rey can even save himself?
THE DAMAGE MANUAL is a brand new set of Paignton Noir case files from Tom Leins, the author of the cult collections MEAT BUBBLES & OTHER STORIES, TEN PINTS OF BLOOD and SHARP KNIVES & LOUD GUNS.

Amazon UK Link

Amazon US Link

If you want to find out more feel free to drop me a line. (Interview requests are also welcome!)

All Due Respect 2021: Out Now

“The elderly woman’s face explodes in a ruptured mess of cartilage and bone as my lumpen forehead makes contact with the bridge of her nose. That’s going to leave a fucking mark.”

Today saw the release of All Due Respect 2021, a new anthology which collects the twelve monthly stories that were published by All Due Respect last year, alongside a surprise bonus story from John Rector, whose excellent 2010 noir novel The Cold Kiss comes highly recommended!

The collection – which has been edited by ADR head honcho Chris Rhatigan and Unlawful Acts blogger David Nemeth – includes my story ‘The Safe House’, alongside work by the likes of Rob Pierce, Daniel Vlasaty, Alec Cizak, Jay Butkowski, Copper Smith, K.A. Laity, Preston Lang and others. 

UK readers can click here to buy, or you can visit the Down & Out Books site for the full list of purchase options.

All Due Respect 2021: Cover Reveal

He edges closer, but not too close. Even from ten feet away he stinks like an unrefrigerated corpse.

“You got any ciggies, new boy?”

I shake my head.

“Don’t smoke, mate. Smoking can kill you.”

I’m excited to be able to share the front cover for All Due Respect 2021, a new anthology which collects the twelve monthly stories that were published by All Due Respect last year! The book includes my story ‘The Safe House’, alongside work by the likes of Rob Pierce, Daniel Vlasaty, Alec Cizak, Jay Butkowski, Copper Smith, K.A. Laity, Preston Lang and others. The book will be released on 18th February.

(I’m ‘Mr September’, which makes me sound like a Tailgunner centrefold!)

The book cover was designed by J.T. Lindroos, who also created the excellent cover for my new book, Sharp Knives & Loud Guns.

Speaking of which, my contributor copies of Sharp Knives & Loud Guns arrived this week. Here’s me accessorising with my Charles Bronson t-shirt.

Sharp Knives and Loud Guns: Out Now

“For hammer-to-face smashing, nothing could be better than Sharp Knives & Loud Guns. Viciously brutal and wickedly funny, to my mind this is the best Tom Leins book yet.” —Rob Pierce, author of the Uncle Dust trilogy

“Imagine Jim Thompson and Edward Lee had a baby and that baby did a bunch of steroids and meth. That’s what Tom Leins’ powerful pulp is like. Nobody, and I mean nobody, writes like Leins. He is the master of his own genre.” —Andy Rausch, author of American Trash and Bloody Sheets

New book time! Sharp Knives & Loud Guns is out today, via All Due Respect and Down & Out Books!

The purchase links can be found here.

Synopsis …Sharp Knives & Loud Guns is the brand-new collection of Paignton Noir Case Files from cult crime writer Tom Leins, featuring the novelettes Slug BaitSmut Loop and Sweating Blood.

Traumatised and brutalised after a grisly encounter with a warped sex killer, Slug Bait finds cut-price private investigator Joe Rey licking his wounds at a decrepit caravan park on the cliff path high above Paignton. Violence has a way of finding Rey, however, and an altercation involving local amusement arcade tycoon Raymond Coody sees him dragged back into town—where his name is now on all of the wrong people’s lips. Rey’s reckless disregard for his own safety quickly wins Coody’s trust, but his new associate harbours some dark secrets, and things are about to get very bloody, very quickly.

Joe Rey has been hired by so many queasy middle-aged men in his time, an assignment from Frank ‘The Wank’ Farris barely registers. In Smut Loop Rey is forced to get reacquainted with Cherry, a middle-aged sex worker who has more unsavoury connections than he does. When she proposes an elaborate blackmail scheme, Rey is suckered in, but the job quickly spirals out of control—and they are forced to perform an unhinged job for an extremely powerful man. Rey is out of luck, and out of his depth. With friends like this, who needs enemies?

After a series of violent misadventures, Joe Rey has blood on his hands and murder on his mind. Now working as a security guard at Paignton Cliffs Caravan Park, Rey finds himself dogged by unhinged cop Carver, who is desperate to know where the bodies are buried. When a sinister figure from Rey’s past re-emerges, determined to force him to participate in a sick new game, Rey is forced to confront his past—if he still wants to have a future. As the temperature rises, so does the body-count, and Rey finds himself Sweating Blood. Will he see it through to the bitter end, or has his luck finally run out?

Sharp Knives and Loud Guns: Book Trailer

Sharp Knives & Loud Guns is the brand-new collection of Paignton Noir Case Files from cult crime writer Tom Leins, featuring the novelettes Slug BaitSmut Loop and Sweating Blood.

I’ve cobbled together a quick trailer to give readers a flavour of my new book, Sharp Knives & Loud Guns, which will be published on Friday 3rd December.

Check it out!

Buy via Down & Out Books.

Sharp Knives and Loud Guns: Cover Reveal

“The sky above the Dirty Lemon is the colour of diseased lungs. Fat clouds swirl above the pub, and the bronchial sky erupts as I push through the double doors – bullets of rain thudding into the wheelchair ramp behind me. Remy Cornish is sat adjacent to the cigarette machine, perched awkwardly on his mid-range mobility scooter. He chose the meeting place – the only pub in Paignton with a wheelchair ramp – but it was no hardship on my part. I was coming here anyway.”

I’m delighted to reveal the front cover artwork for my new book, Sharp Knives & Loud Guns!

The book will be released by All Due Respect (an imprint of Down & Out Books) in December, and includes three interlinked Joe Rey novelettes.

I will share more details in due course. In the meantime, here is the synopsis for each story:

SLUG BAIT 

Traumatised and brutalised after a grisly encounter with a warped sex killer, SLUG BAIT finds cut-price private investigator Joe Rey licking his wounds at a decrepit caravan park on the cliff path high above Paignton. Violence has a way of finding Rey, however, and an altercation involving local amusement arcade tycoon Raymond Coody sees him dragged back into town – where his name is now on all of the wrong people’s lips. Rey’s reckless disregard for his own safety quickly wins Coody’s trust, but his new associate harbours some dark secrets, and things are about to get very bloody, very quickly.

SMUT LOOP 

Joe Rey has been hired by so many queasy middle-aged men in his time, an assignment from Frank ‘The Wank’ Farris barely registers. In SMUT LOOP Rey is forced to get reacquainted with Cherry, a middle-aged sex worker who has more unsavoury connections than he does. When she proposes an elaborate blackmail scheme, Rey is suckered in, but the job quickly spirals out of control – and they are forced to perform an unhinged job for an extremely powerful man. Rey is out of luck, and out of his depth. With friends like this, who needs enemies?

SWEATING BLOOD

After a series of violent misadventures, Joe Rey has blood on his hands and murder on his mind. Now working as a security guard at Paignton Cliffs Caravan Park, Rey finds himself dogged by unhinged cop Carver, who is desperate to know where the bodies are buried. When a sinister figure from Rey’s past re-emerges, determined to force him to participate in a sick new game, Rey is forced to confront his past – if he still wants to have a future. As the temperature rises, so does the body-count, and Rey finds himself SWEATING BLOOD. Will he see it through to the bitter end, or has his luck finally run out?

Savage Minds and Raging Bulls: Out Now

“Some people have a sociopathic disregard for fear. Not me. When I get scared, I feel it all the way down to my fucking ball-bag.”

These two crime fiction anthologies edited by John Bowie are out now via Bristol Noir. The second volume (Savage Minds & Raging Bulls) includes my story ‘The Proper Disposal of Body Parts‘.

You can buy the anthology here!